英語散文：母親教我的
My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me religion:
"You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about time travel:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me logic:
"Because I said so, that's why!"
My mother taught me foresight:
"Be sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me about contortion:
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about stamina:
"You'll sit there'til all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about weather:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve physics problems:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"
My mother taught me about hypocrisy:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
My mother taught me about envy:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
翻譯提示：
母親教我的
我母親教我如何珍惜他人辛苦勞動：
“如果你們要打架，到外邊打去——我剛整理好房間!”
我母親教我什么是宗教：
“你最好祈禱那個東西能從地毯下冒出來。”
我母親教我什么是時間旅行：
“你要是不改，我把你一把推到下周三!”(意為：不讓過周末。)
我母親教我什么是邏輯：
“為什么?因為我就是這么說的!”
我母親教我什么是遠見：
“一定要穿干凈內(nèi)衣，以防萬一你遇到事故?！?/p>
我母親教我什么是柔體雜技：
“你能不能看看你脖子后面的泥!”
我母親教我什么是耐力：
“坐在那兒，直到把所有的菠菜吃完?！?/p>
我母親教我認識天氣：
“好像有龍卷風席卷過你的房間?！?/p>
我母親教我如何解決物理學問題：
“如果我高聲叫喊，是因為我看見有一顆流星正朝你俯沖而來，那你會不會聽我的話?”
我母親教我什么是偽善：
“如果我曾告訴過你一次，我實際上已告訴過你百萬次——不許夸張!!!”
我母親教我什么是嫉妒：
“這世界上有數(shù)百萬不幸的孩子，他們可沒有你這么好的父母?！?/p>
My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me religion:
"You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about time travel:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me logic:
"Because I said so, that's why!"
My mother taught me foresight:
"Be sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me about contortion:
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about stamina:
"You'll sit there'til all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about weather:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve physics problems:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"
My mother taught me about hypocrisy:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
My mother taught me about envy:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
翻譯提示：
母親教我的
我母親教我如何珍惜他人辛苦勞動：
“如果你們要打架，到外邊打去——我剛整理好房間!”
我母親教我什么是宗教：
“你最好祈禱那個東西能從地毯下冒出來?！?/p>
我母親教我什么是時間旅行：
“你要是不改，我把你一把推到下周三!”(意為：不讓過周末。)
我母親教我什么是邏輯：
“為什么?因為我就是這么說的!”
我母親教我什么是遠見：
“一定要穿干凈內(nèi)衣，以防萬一你遇到事故。”
我母親教我什么是柔體雜技：
“你能不能看看你脖子后面的泥!”
我母親教我什么是耐力：
“坐在那兒，直到把所有的菠菜吃完?！?/p>
我母親教我認識天氣：
“好像有龍卷風席卷過你的房間?！?/p>
我母親教我如何解決物理學問題：
“如果我高聲叫喊，是因為我看見有一顆流星正朝你俯沖而來，那你會不會聽我的話?”
我母親教我什么是偽善：
“如果我曾告訴過你一次，我實際上已告訴過你百萬次——不許夸張!!!”
我母親教我什么是嫉妒：
“這世界上有數(shù)百萬不幸的孩子，他們可沒有你這么好的父母?！?/p>
