雙語(yǔ)小故事：兩個(gè)蠢到哭的笨賊

Two stupid robbers這是兩個(gè)把人蠢哭的賊

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我聽(tīng)到警報(bào)響了，快跳吧!”

The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

第二個(gè)說(shuō)：“但是我們現(xiàn)在在第13層啊!”第一個(gè)尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時(shí)候了，還這么迷信!”